Santa is an Idiot

Santa is an Idiot.

Each year the Idiots Running Club hosts a gift exchange between members. It has never worked flawlessly but people still want to participate so here we go....

The rules are simple and easy.

Rule #1 - DON'T SUCK.

Rule #2 - DON'T SUCK.

RULE #3 - DON'T SUCK.

Pretty simple but somebody will screw it up. Don't be the loser who signs up, gets cool swag but decides not to send something. If you're broke and can't afford a gift - just don't sign up.

Fill out the form CORRECTLY. We will copy and paste directly from the form. If you screw up the mailing address - you won't get a gift. Well, you might get a gift eventually but why make is so freaking hard? Just double check before you hit submit.

We will send you all the information we receive from your Idiot. The Idiot you send to is NOT the Idiot you will receive from. We use a top secret algorithm stolen from NASA or some other really cool place where smart people sit around and think up stuff. When you get the name - go shopping or whatever. Spend as much or as little as you want. Nobody cares about the dollar amount. If you want to buy them a new house - have fun. Just send something.  DON'T SUCK.

Use the form below to play along. We will have two rounds this year.

Round One cutoff date will be December 3rd

Round Two cutoff date will be December 10th

Send your gift as soon as you can. Don't wait. That makes people lose sight of the fun and become crazy.

If you don't receive a gift within a reasonable amount of time - let us know through email or private messages. Don't lose sight of the fun and become an annoyance by posting vague stuff on the facebook page. That will backfire on you. Every single time.

If you don't celebrate Christmas or the idea of a gift exchange offends you - Don't participate. Go bleach your eyes and wash away these words. They were not intended for you.

If you love Christmas and enjoy GIVING gifts - play along and have fun.

If you just want to receive a gift but have zero intentions of sending one - go play in traffic. We don't need you.

Last thing - THIS IS NOT A SECRET SANTA. You can choose to make it anonymous if you want. That's awesome. Just remember that if you choose to go that route it will be impossible for your Idiot to tag you in a post that proclaims your awesomeness. Sometimes people do reveal their identity and still don't get the love. Let it go and remember this is about giving.